Happy Feet...MY FOOT!!

The mid year exams are finally over and I'm down to my last pile of papers to mark. On the whole, the kids did great...except for the PENGUIN question. They'd learned about the five groups of vertebrates (Mammals, Birds, Fish, Reptiles and Amphibians) ages ago. And you would think that ANYONE would know that a penguin is a bird! But noooooo.....

One extremely misleading tap dancing movie later...

Cute, FURRY penguin....it must be a mammal!

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LOOK! Penguins can fly...wheeeeeee!

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And introducing....

Some lagi blur...classified it under reptile!

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And since the penguin can swim...

It might be a FISH!

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And one observant young fellow decided to be more specific...

Hmmm...same colour.
Similar bodies.
Both have flippers.
Looks about the same.
(except for below-par dental work for one)
Soooooo the penguin is a....
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SHARK!.
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At least in Finding Nemo, the shark looks like a shark!

Happy Feet meets Finding Nemo

Dunno whether to laugh or cry (-:

Complete bull: A Tail of TuCows

****WARNING: Bad Cow Puns ahead ****

Once upon a time, in the quiet land of NearLimbangBorder, there lived a buncha cows and bulls.

Cows + Bull steering clear of traffic.

It never occured to them to moove anywhere, they were blissfully happy and spent all day just grazing and dozing. Or so it seemed...

Until one day, the White Cow overherd the Big Black Bull mumble sadly "I'm tired of being a bull. Perhaps I should head for greener pasteurs. I need a change :-("

"How cowardly!" snorted the White Cow.

"Don't yell at me...I'm still depressed" sobbed the Big Black Bull

"Huh...you're just milking that bullemia episode for all its worth!"

"It made me the laughing stock :-( I used to be a charging bull. Look at me now." he sobbed on.

"Yes, I remember, you nearly had a cow when they took away your credit card! But you were way pasture limit...so quit being so bull-headed now. You need to find a way to manure around your problems"

"I'm ready to bale...I dont see any udder way"

As a last resort the White Cow cried out "How cud you leave?! Didn't you promise me we would be together for heifer??"

He minced no words.

"You can argue till the cows come home...but I've made up my mind!"

Her mooving pleas fell on deaf ears. All she could do was sit back and pray for bovine intervention. The Big Black Bull put his life on steak and uddered the magic words...COWABUNGA!

He turned into a BullDozer.

The End.

Tq to Basit for the pics :)

Hats, Monkeys and Flying Car!

Yeah I know LONG time no blog :P~ Very the busy lah. Plus had the flu :-(

Herbal Tea for company

But at least now I've lotsa rojak pictures to put up :-) First is a weird one of a flying car...

Said Ron to Harry...

Okay its not really a flying car but actually perched on one of those long trailers carrying two "storeys" of cars...only you can't really see the trailer heheh. Took it on the way to tuition some time ago.

Next is my new PINK mp3/4 player...yay!

I'm in love!

Nothing really exciting has happened in the past 2 weeks, so here's pictures of hats made by Form 3 students...surface area project. The best of the lot was the Sorting Hat! Yay Harry Potter!

Hard to find the surface area though

Gryffindor Hollis!

And a graduation hat

Fake scroll provided by CP (some Form 2 paper rolled up)

Top hats

Uhh...ice cream stick hat

LOADS of hats!

So really, nothing's been happening. The most exciting thing to happen was...

a monkey on the roof of the school hall!

What could be more exciting than that?

two monkeys of the roof of the school hall!

A blur bird that flew in my house?

Or monkey on car?

Even a flat tyre last Saturday was the highlight of our week. Learned that the first thing to do is apply hand brake! Couldn't figure out which way to turn the nuts, since jumping on that metal thing didn't seem to work either direction. Had to call Ed to verify *blur*

anti clockwise!

Though we did shop for a dress for CP for the dance...and found a GREAT one at the mall, pics soooon :-)

That's about all, malas to do update shoe section, tomorrow ++ lah :-)

Three wise monkeys & Prosperity Cats

Nothing new to post so here are some old pics taken when we were REALLY jobless...First outside IGS college where Ed, Asma and I "lepak"ed for a while waiting for 5pm traffic to clear. Remember those 3 wise monkeys...

See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil?

Ex-FCS-Staff Version

Then Ed had a brainwash brainwave and got me and Asma to stare blankly ahead while he took our pic from the top. Ya Ed, now I see what you were "looking" for :P

Me and Asmerr!

Next we had Prosperity Asma

And taken at DRoyalle during Edisms 101...Prosperity Ed

Realised only later that we'd had the wrong hand up...

Original Prosperity cat...

And here's Ed trying to cheat:

Hehe no lah...he's doing Puss-in-Boots...awwww

Lastly, here's one of my kids, he's very, very cute and chubby...with a T-shirt that is SO him!

All This & Mean Pancakes In The A.M.

How to...make your clock moo!

I was so jobless last weekend since first wife was in Miri, second wife in Singapore and third wife in India. (Send in applications for position of fourth wife here :P) So I put up my new Ikea clock...and the old one looked so boring:

Poor old clock

So I decided to give it a makeover!

First, I outlined the spots

and painted them in with black ink.

Then I added spots on the sides.

Ya choc wrapper in background :P

And the final product:

Cow or Dalmatian???

Metal mouth, 5C memory lane, etc

When we were and Form 5 and my Dad was our Physics teacher *cringe*, I'd to wear external braces/headgear for a whole month to fix my teeth. Which didn't help btw, my teeth still point in 32 different directions. Anyway my Dad happened to be teaching "Magnets" one day. And Queenie who sat beside me then drew a cartoon, signed it and gave it to me. Over ten years later, yellowed and wrinkled, here it is:

Scanned before the paper totally disintegrates

Also grin-worthy is our 5C classic memory of when Thomas Hu told Miss Chong during RK that he was sad because his friend had killed himself, and she asked the whole class to pray for a minute. Until someone blabbed to her that the "friend" was a lizard who'd "committed suicide" leaping off a table :P

Also when Mrs A promised Chen Hao that she'd jump off the roof of our building if he got an A for his Bio...he didn't make it but we hadn't seen him study so hard since Primary 1 heheh!

And now featuring for the first time on this blog, Mrs Yee's shoes:

Rediscovered this pair while moving to the new staffroom

Next, Mary's very cute shoes!

Reminds me of rainbow cake!

Mary again

Aloo's 5 sleepy babies...up for adoption soon!

Lastly, to make Khiong jealous, here's our food from Misato at the Mall :->

CP's sweet bean curd and udon

My eel with eggs and rice

Our hot honey lemon

And after we watched

Falling in love is against the rules..

The Haunted School (which is very, very good !) and scared ourselves senseless, we attempted to distract ourselves with

Chicken and Vegetables (onions and carrots)

Tempura (5 veggie + 2 prawn) and rice

And I wonder why I'm fat :P~ It isn't the food, I still maintain that CP's the most fattening agent ever!

Lastly, quote of the week:

"I think girls will push other girls under a bus if they don't know them."

-Moorecats

The KGB, Restroom doors and Chicks!

This one's when CP and I were driving past RIPAS and we saw this BIG..uhh..vehicle (dunno what to call it? truck? scooter? heheh) with tinted windows. Luckily they had to stop at a red light so we took this:

And since we often give chase to anything that catches our attention, we zooooomed after it and tailed it to the junction and managed to stop at a red light...right behind it :D

A real live Hummer!

The really odd bit was the 3 letter license plate...

KGB???

And now, KFC's restroom doors. Because ANYTHING shoe-related is good ;-)

His

Hers

Ok they aren't that unique, so here's a restroom door you can find only in Bn - complete with baju kurung and tudong :-)

At Ong Sum Ping Health centre - Hers!

Finally, a pic from the pile sent from Basit in S'pore

Oi!! What were you looking at!!!!111oneoneoneone